This makes me cringe…Are people really that stupid?
EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS
THIS IS HOW YOU MASHUP
I’m pretty sure I just had an ear-gasm.
my brain just fucked itself
Oh my God…
This is what I imagine plays constantly in the Iron Man suit during a battle.
I need to download this!! I need to purchase this!! I need this on my computer in some form.
Can I get pregnant from this?
oh god hnnnnnnnnnnnffffff
where can I download this?
In memory of Andy Griffith, listen to this awesome recording of the man himself singing the official lyrics to the show’s whistled theme…
Well, now, take down your fishin’ pole and meet me at The Fishin’ Hole,
We may not get a bite all day, but don’t you rush away.
What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skippin’ stones,
You’ll feel fresh as a lemonade, a-settin’ in the shade.
Whether it’s hot, whether it’s cool, oh what a spot for whistlin’ like a fool.
What a fine day to take a stroll and wander by The Fishin’ Hole,
I can’t think of a better way to pass the time o’ day.
We’ll have no need to call the roll when we get to The Fishin’ Hole,
There’ll be you, me, and Old Dog Trey, to doodle time away.
If we don’t hook a perch or bass, we’ll cool our toes in dewy grass,
Or else pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw.
Hangin’ around, takin’ our ease, watchin’ that hound a-scratchin’ at his fleas.
Come on, take down your fishin’ pole and meet me at The Fishin’ Hole,
I can’t think of a better way to pass the time o’ day.
She said if you’re beginning to feel worried that you may be a psychopath, if you recognize some of those traits in yourself, if you’re feeling a creeping anxiety about it, that means you are not one.
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| — | The Psychopath Test - Jon Ronson (via greenyglassyhead) |
